Ronnie Masters is a legend in his own lifetime. As the club mascot, he can be seen at the club most weeks, elegantly dressed, ruminating on life, cricket and philosophy as he is an existentialist free-thinker.

A former bingo caller, Ronnie was sacked for making up lewd bingo calls.

Ronnie's of the Week Reprise

Is that Alex Tudor or Matthew Hoggard bowling? They both look alike to me!

Tudor

Hoggard

I couldn't be bothered with the QueensGolden Jubilee - I'll go to the next one.

Discussing their shoulder problems , Chris Wharfe told Ron he needed an operation , to which Ron replied I think I need one as well and I'll do you a favour and have mine first.

Having lost by nine wickets at Reed , Ronnie's comment was "I knew 66 wasn't enough

Ian Durrant: Ron, do you want a drink ?

Ronnie: Yea, a cheeseburger please

On being hit on the head with the ball, profuse amounts of blood were flowing. Ronnie said: Blinking Hell, I'll have to wash me hair, now

Ronnie, being told that Ian Durrant was umpiring the firsts: Durrant, he couldn't umpire a piss-up in a brewery

When Linda was saving the League number on her mobile on the Wednesday before the game, Ronnie commented "Why not phone after the game, you'll have more to tell 'em�

I've given up smoking...........well, when I'm asleep.

I scored 52 - Ten fours and four sixes

I'm all ready for Aussie nite I've got my Sombrero

Ronnie's best bit of fielding during his career happened during the game on Saturday, as he saved a certain boundary with a brilliant bit of skill. Unfortunately, he was umpiring at the time!

Ronnie is alawys a big supporter of Quiz Nites, and with his extensive general knowledge he is an eagerly sought member of any team. Here are some of his classic answers

We could have two teams of four.........or just one of seven.

I know the answer to this - Is it Tunisia or Tasmania ?

"Frank Sinatra" (on being told in the loo that the answer to the next question was Frank Sinatra). The question was "Who was Micky Mouses dog?"

When asked to guess four yes or no answers, Ronnie got all four wrong